Wednesday, 15/Feb/2006
I hate everything.
So I was sitting (well, driving) today, and I realised that everything pisses me off. Everything is stupid. Why? Why does everything lack intelligence? I don't know. But I've decided that I can't avoid it much longer: I hate everything. So far nearly every experience I've had today minus watching cartoons has chewed dick. What the hell? Why is everything allowed to be stupid and inherently suck?
I've been studying today for a geology test. I used to like geology, and I may even like geology after next week, but for now, it pisses me off. In fact, I'm not going to discriminate against the geosciences, because the fact that most volcanoes are underwater is a fairly interesting fact, while school in general pisses me off. I hate school. School has nothing but assholes. I pay all this money so my professors can act like conceited shits and think that they don't have time for students. They act like hypocrites--they don't like lazy students, but find someone else to administer a test for an online class at 7 in the evening. Nearly 75% of professors I've had don't like students. While people are obviously stupid, if you are socially inept or don't like interaction, you shouldn't teach. It's simple as that. I hate people, and I have no ambition to teach (despite assholes thinking just because I'm a history major that means I must teach). Or do like one professor I have this semester. He not only has an online class, but he doesn't even bother with streaming videos; he just copies and pastes his lecture notes. And he was too lazy to actually have an on-campus test that would have to take up 2 hours of my life commuting 35 miles across town just so I can circle some multiple choice and true/false answer choices. He instead decided to knock down the test to an hour, starting at 7:30pm, and it will be all online with multiple choice and true/false--no essay. Good thing, because I'm sick of inane essay prompts for history exams. Who gives a damn about what I think are the long-term conflicts that led up to World War I, while remembering to include useless key terms in the essay that neither mean anything nor compliment my essay--they're just bullshit words required for the essay because you want it there. Then you want 4 essays in a 2-hour period along with 50 multiple choice questions and a few "short essay" questions in case we forgot what "Santeria" was 2 minutes into the test and needed 3 reminders.
In between studying I've had to drive upwards of 80 miles to and from a university I don't go to, and tomorrow not only will I have to go there, I'll have to go to my school which is 35 miles in the opposite direction from my house, but takes the same amount of time just in case I ever avoided Houston traffic, and the city decided I need my fair share of dumbasses who can't drive. Schools should stop being 40 miles away. I'm not going to live by my school, because that would mean I'm living by a college campus, and while I'm tempted to move closer to campus to share a rousing intellectual dialogue with fellow students, because we all know "big" public college campuses are just loaded with intelligent people, I just can't do it. And when I say "intelligent," I mean everyone is stupid and shallow, and that's why I live far from campus to avoid the inevitable idiocies I would have to endure being near the University of Houston.
Speaking of shallow, the NBA All-star Weekend is in Houston this year, so the assholes have enhanced their shallowness. And I have to listen to my cousin continue to act superficial and be aware of the fact that she's acting superficially. Shut the hell up. All the time she'll have conversations with her friends that go something like this:
"Dick dick dick dick dick. I love dick, but I hate dick from Texas, but I go to school in Texas, so it doesn't make sense. In fact, nothing I do makes sense. I hate guys from Houston, but I invite them over, then I get pissed off. Dick dick dick, talk more about dick."
Then her shallow friends go:
"Ooh girl, dick dick dick. Dick dick dick dick dick. Dick."
But it's the All-star weekend, so replace "dick" with "celebrity dick." And what's sad is I'm pretty sure celebrity dick will be had. When I was showing Detroit the essence of a true badass earlier this month, we got in to a Ludacris party for free, because one of his henchmen started talking to my cousin. Then she talked on the phone with him, and told me how she heard Ludacris's voice in the background and started flipping a shit and creaming her pants. BORING! WHO GIVES A DIRTY DAMN? He's a guy with a penis, just like I have a penis, and some other guys I know probably have a penis too. (I don't verify, perverted assholes.) Man, every girl I've dealt with since I've been here has proven they're two-dimensional and shallow. I hate everyone, and I hate everyone in Houston even more right now because the All-star weekend is definitely going to bring out the dumbass in people.
And while we're on the subject, everyone I know suddenly got hit with the dumbass. Does no one have integrity anymore? Let's all be a bunch of cheating jackasses and hypocrites. Ha ha, let's impose our half-assed ideologies on other people, because we're civilised, developed man, blah blah BULLSHIT. Nobody's intelligent, and nobody knows anything. If that were the case, people wouldn't treating Tyler Perry plays like they're revolutionary. WRONG. It's a cliche. Take a stereotype of a crass, old woman, preferably from the South, and make her say a bunch of off-the-wall things and do comically illegal activities and make it a play. Anyway, back to the people I know. How backwards do you have to be to not make something, let someone else do the work, try to profit off of someone else's work, then get pissed off when you don't profit? Oh man, everyone is stupid. The only thing that makes this day good (or any recent day for that matter) is watching Daria, because she says one of my favourite lines every to come from the human mouth: I hate everybody. Man that's a great line. Whoever thought it up is brilliant.